The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

Batista

Dave Batista Real name 317 pounds not a member of evolution anymore Won the heavyweight Belt From TripleH at Wresltemania 21 sunday april,3,2005. The Beast the Animal who has cool moves like spinebuster and powerBomb. and is The New HeavyWeight Champion.

Batista will beat triple h over and over triple h will never seee his belt again hahahaha.

by Ratt April 5, 2005

batista

Visually stunning wrestler, incredibly sexy. Possibly looks sexier in clothes than out of them.

Example? For God's sake look at the man

by Debbie March 11, 2005

Batister

When somebody who is completely stuck up and snobby and is no better than anyone in the crowd addresses a group of people and thinks they are better than them. They will make stuck up comments, act like they are a teacher or a superior and try to exert and spew their false sense of superioity onto to other people. the only way to stop a Batister is to throw flaming chili onto their face while sing ode to a green lump of putty i found in my armpit when mid summers morning; The word can be used in past tense such as she Batisted a speech or future tense, such as i know shes going to Batista the speech

Crowd Talking while the Batister is talking
Batister: Ill wait....
Guy #1: What a stuck up rude person
Gut #2 Yeah shes such a Batista

by Still Waiting23232456 October 7, 2009

batista

large mofo in the wwe who is also the world heavyweight champ

damn,batista just beat the shit out of ric flair and put triple h through the table wit a powerbomb!

by g-papa May 30, 2005

Baptismal Garba

The family celebration of baptism by performing the traditional dance form of garba

Hansa to Praful (translated from the original Hindi): Annie got baptized yesterday. The Smiths have invited us for the Baptismal Garba.

by Godiyaal Maa December 31, 2008

Fulgencio Batista

The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.

Fulgencio Batista was the military dictator of Cuba between 1952 and 1959.

by LumiNyte March 7, 2021