baleeted

Coined by Homestar Runner as he was answering Strong Bad's emails in Ep#50 when he was on the phone.

"Dear Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?" -- Scott from Surrey BC Canada

"Oh, even I know what to do with that one." -- Homestar

a> BALEETED!
Bad command or file name.
a> DELTAEDED!
Bad command or file name.

and so on...

by stavr0 May 13, 2003

bate

Short for masturbation. See bater

"I'm going to bate and bust a nut."

by x January 31, 2003

bate

When something is obvious

"It's bate that you were bare prang!"

by MC-Bazil March 28, 2003

I fuckin' bate ya, roit?

The sentence most commonly uttered by knackers. Translated, it probably means something like: "I am going to fucking punch and kick you repeatedly, and if you try to resist, I'll stab you with my screwdriver, then steal your clothes and sell them in Clara Market, is that okay?" Usually results in the knacker in question getting beat, then running off into the distance shouting "I get me brudder after ya". In many cases, the "brudder" (brother) is also the "fadder" (father).

Knacker (to Passer-By): Howya boss, gizza fiver for me fuckin' Christmas tree, will ya?"
Passer-By: Eh, that's a thorn bush, it's got a trolly stuck in it, and it's the middle of June.
Knacker: You fuckin' shlaggin' my fuckin' Christmas tree, are ya? I fuckin' bate ya, roit?

by Me McMe September 23, 2005

Bajeezus

A common phrase yelled when you scare the living shit out of someone.

YOU SCARED THE FUCKING BAJEEZUS OUT OF ME.

by CuckingFunt October 20, 2010

'Bate

the act of self pleasure.

"the boy went to his roo mto 'bate"

by kristina. June 14, 2003

Bateable

Describes a person about whom you would find it possible to masturbate.

See also Bate and Bater

So do you think he/she is bateable?
Yes, he/she is very bateable.

by Jaster07 February 26, 2007