Batched

To mess things up or ruin a situation

Well done you've totally batched it, Fuck sake Batch, were royally batched here

by Blaggerz August 16, 2018

Batching Off

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

batchmate

Commonly used in the British commonwealth countries, the term "batchmate" refers to a person who was in the same "batch" as you were in school, college, a military or administrative academy; or another intensive program where people get to know their cohorts quite well. The rough American equivalent is "classmate"; however, batchmate implies a closer sense of togetherness and bonding.

"We had a get-together of our IIT batchmates at a restaurant in Manhattan"

by Nik Dholakia August 21, 2006

Balchandani

someone characterised to be one of de sickest lawyerz to walk the earth, a man who's a mastered both the faculty of language and logic. Till now, nobody is known to have survived him on the opposing end of a courtroom.

Example 1:
Timothy: Bruh did you hear about John?
Dave: Yeah man he got absolutely balchandani'd, do you think he'll ever recover?
Timothy: nobody recovers man

Example 2:
Ben: Man, I wish you were with me in court today, I got to see someone absolutely destroyed in a cross-examination
Samuel: What happened?
Ben: Man it was an absolute balchandani moment; he was eaten alive

by XxX_Litigation_XxX June 5, 2020

Bitchable

1. Someone who is easy to bitch about.
2. You can constantly think of horrible things to say about them.

"Omggg that guy is sooo bitchable, I mean look at his hair ewwww and his clothes even more ewww"

by Luuucccyyyy December 19, 2009

Mix a Batch

Canadian slang for masturbating when you have nothing better to do.

Also used in the Canadian Television Show Letter Kenny.

Where is ol' Tim going?

Oh don't worry about it bud he is going to mix a batch.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Batchy

To be made in low quantities with fine attention to detail, flavor, and source of ingredients and/or materials. Presumably, batchy things are high-quality, premium and expensive. Frequently, batchy things are handmade or homemade.

"Check out the hand-written number label on this batchy bottle of bourbon I just picked up from the fancy liquor store! It was aged in sherry casks!" "I'm wearing this beautiful, batchy lavender/thyme perfume that I got at the farmers market. Look at the cute, hand-blown, glass bottle and the label made of vintage Sicilian postage stamps!"

by jreedmiller October 18, 2011