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Bartek

A crazy dude, generally smokes a lot of weed. Can get annoyed now and again, Overall is a good guy to have a banter with and a good person to know.
Just saw a Bartek strolling through a park with a bong in his hand the other day
by maj ley September 1, 2013
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Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.
Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.
by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006
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Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.
"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"
by walter-norb May 27, 2009
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Bareness

Women looking for nothing but no strings sex or fun.
Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.

One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"

another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"

There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:

Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
by JAKSAMTOMJOSALEXAIGDAN April 21, 2011
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Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.
by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009
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Bartender's dozen

A grouping of 15 items. Just as a baker's dozen is 13, a bartender's dozen is 15.
Its Friday night and we ran out of limes, can you run to the store and pick up a bartender's dozen?
by NickDeNofa June 27, 2016
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