Bermingham Butt Simulator

filling two sandwich sized zip-lock baggies with warm water, dipping them in olive oil, putting them together at the seams, and promptly engaging them in intercourse.

i was tired of giving that hoe a cosby sweater, so i told her to take the left over sandwich bags, and make me a god damn Bermingham Butt Simulator.

by tiittiesn'buttcheeks July 8, 2012

Birmingham Blow Dart

The act of inhaling cocaine from the fart cloud of a blue chip Columbian hooker.

"Man, that Birmingham Blow Dart was exactly what I needed."

by B-ham Blow Dart January 30, 2014

Birmingham beatdown

Being violently beaten down by law enforcement with fire hoses and dogs.

In the 60's all the police officers gave africans the "Birmingham beatdown "

by TheShadowsLerk April 16, 2016

Birmingham kiss

Head-butting a person's nose hard enough to break it. As sometimes seen in English gangster/criminal movies.

He gave him a Birmingham kiss

by StellaMaris January 4, 2017

Birmingham breath freshener

When someone farts in your mouth while you are licking or sucking there asshole

"Susan had some really bad morning breath so I gave her a Birmingham breath freshener ."

by Bigcat35 January 2, 2018

Birmingham Car Wash

When someone has their face covered in plastic wrap while one guy pisses and another shoots his cum at the same time in their face. To the recipient, appears as if looking out the car windshield while going through a car wash as the water and soap streak down.

If any gets in their hair, they left the moon roof open in the car wash.

In order to join the frat, he had to go through the Birmingham Car Wash.

by Nekah Net June 28, 2018

Birmingham Brew

When a man shits, pisses, vomits, and cums into a coffee machine and brews it

Jake did a nasty Birmingham Brew yesterday

by Rionox December 22, 2022