barnacle boob

When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)

"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."

by CactiFungi69 March 20, 2017

Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019

turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

by kynaris June 4, 2011

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

bone barnacle

A herpes sore or genital wart located on the shaft of the penis.

Larry: Dood... Is it true Cashman's got another bone barnacle? Shouldn't he go to the doctor for that?

Gary: Yeah, Man. He just keeps dousing it in Compound W.

Larry: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 17, 2007

Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water

Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch

by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

Yeast Barnacle

A type of fungus that grows in the female muff area, its composition consists of mold, puss, and dried semen. The semen usually comes from boys named cole, luke, and/or casey. This type of fungal growth typically grows on girls named kristen after a lowlife shifty bottom feeder or jew fuck her. It can also be spread by said girl named kristen sitting on the victims face. In a matter of days, said infection will appear on the victims face. AKA a yeast barnacle.

Dude did you let kristen sit on your face? Your face is covered in yeast barnacles.

by The_Cancerator October 6, 2017