Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 20, 2019

sleep barber

to cut anothers hair, eybrows or beard as they sleep

she didn't like her husbands beard so she sleep barbered it off

by sn13 April 17, 2011

Nude barber

It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)

Yo look at the nude barber

by Sol omnia regit March 15, 2022

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 11, 2013

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

barber pole

barber pole (emoticon) is the new code word for party n play (PNP) in social media user profiles.

💈= the barber pole is the new code word for party and play on social media.

by jeepguyx February 06, 2023

gary the barber

A guy with a great barber skill and great tattoos he's so good at cutting hair

Damn I need to cut my hair

Go to Gary the barber he is very good

by Chatgetbanged69 December 25, 2019