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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
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Bladder Ballet

When your pee makes cool shapes when it hits the toilet bowl.
My pee made a bladder ballet.
by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017
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A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.
by Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav April 26, 2022
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The Spring Street Ballet

No Honey, we are going to a cultural event. The Spring street ballet, if you must know!
by Smitty Cakes March 21, 2009
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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ballin ass grilled cheese

(the fried sandwich, not the reverse teabagging thing.)

a grilled cheese that surpasses all others in every way. often cooked on campouts by Brewer.
brewer just made a ballin ass grilled cheese. it ruined my stove.
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ballin' on a budget

Yo mang until the first I be ballin' on a budget, ya heard?

Man fuck the nigga, he ballin' on a budget, shit his chain made of plastic.
by ThugDoubt March 24, 2004
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