Mackenzie Bales

Best friend in the whole wide world, lives in AZ, gives best pep talks, kind, athletic, and overall awesome

Girl 1: ohhh is that Mackenzie bales? She must be sooo nice

by Humanhumanhuman June 25, 2020

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andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

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andrew bales

A good young man who shall someday be a decent camper if he listens to a certain complete idiot

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

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What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

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Move The Bale v1

The actual worst Juice WRLD song that has ever been shown, the song was sold by Kinnon & Jowy for 15k and everyone wanted to officially kill themself. Especially the Juice WRLD Server 'Juice Archive' with owners jb30 and Mop.

Person 1 Yo, have you heard that new leak Move The Bale v1, its pretty ass
Person 2 Yeah I have that shit is so terrible Jowy should be arrested

by hmmmisinlovewithbenjamin December 29, 2025

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Christian Bale

No, that was me. Quit looking yourselves up on Urdabn Dictionary GOD DAMN! You motherfuckers are narcissists!

Hym "Nah, that wasn't Christian Bale. You know the name Hym Iam isn't me claiming to be people in the titles right? It's not a pronoun thing! It's a name! Like the Powerpuff girls character! Except with a 'Y!' Ya heard? I get a lot of mileage out of it."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

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