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bullshit 

this term my friends is THE GLUE that bonds america together. george carlin calls it the american okaydoke. some examples are......god is watching you, the good guys win, justice is blind, the press is free, your standard of living will never decline, land of the free, home of the brave, the american dream, all men are created equal, your vote counts, business is honest, THE POLICE ARE ON YOUR SIDE, and everything will be just fine. our official national bullshit story folks.
Bullshit - america simple enough right!!
bullshit by otoolio72987 June 17, 2010
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google touareg208. An average dumbass who wants to impress people because his own life sucks.
OMG I bought a Touareg with my own money!!
"Bullshit"

OMG I did it so I could boost my ego and e-penis

OMG theres a V6 in my Camry!! I'm super fast LOL!!
"Bullshit."

OMG I did it because you would make fun of me for having an even slower, still boring car lol
bullshit by Bob Patel December 25, 2007

bullshit 

1) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
2) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
3) LIESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
4) When a bull takes a dump.
5) who the hell doesn't know what bullshit is?
Boyfriend: My dick is 2 feet long.
Girlfriend: BULLSHIT!!!!

Bullshit 

dieing in COD for no damn reason.
Exploding outta no where is bullshit.
Bullshit by fuckCODoncp June 1, 2017

bullshit 

1.) Bull's shit.
2.) When someone has been telling lies.
1.) There is a lot of Bullshit on the field today.
2.) What a load of Bullshit!
bullshit by psycho bitch March 31, 2004

bullshit 

A term used to describe stupidity are a blatant lie. Often abbreviated "bs" or "bull". Less commonly abbreviated "bush" using the first two letters of each syllable and alluding to the presidency of George W. Bush (coined by Shreye Saxena).
"Wow.. what a load of bullshit!!"

"Im sick of your bull!!"

"Thats bs!!"

"You are full of bush.."
bullshit by fromcarync April 13, 2009

Bullshit 

You have just exceeded my threshold of tolerance and your credibility is in serious doubt at this time.
A strong verbal exclamation. Charley said "Bullshit"!!
Bullshit by Charley Q September 15, 2008