(Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
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Get the breast implant mug.A Breast Job is a horny sexual position where the male places his penis between a females large breasts and the female rubs her soft breasts against the penis until he cums all over them.
Kiana gave me a Breast Job when my parents wernt home all day, it felt so great her huge natural breasts are to die for only about 15 seconds into it i had already cummed all over her tits and face and it didnt end there she even have me a bj while my cock was lieing on her all sticky and cummy.
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Get the Breast Job mug.A sex act in which a man puts his stiff cock into the cleavage between a woman's tits until he cums. The same as tit-fuck until completion. The man can straddle the woman's chest or he can lay on his back while the woman bends forward. Either of them can then use their hands to press her breasts together, and his cock is rubbed between her breasts just like fucking. When he cums, she will receive the sperm between her tits or on her chin and neck, pearl nacklace. If he has a big cock or she has very big tits, it can also be combined with cum-in-mouth cim.
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Get the breast relief mug.The female version of the junk press. When a woman presses her breasts up against a man in the hopes of obtaining something. This has been seen in bars, hair salons, massage parlors and various other areas where females are known to appear.
I went to get a massage the other day, and the masseuse kept breast pressing me...I was at half-mast by the end of the massage!! I gave her a huge tip though, and I will defintely see her again.
I was washing this guys hair at work yesterday, and I used a breast press to get a bigger tip from him.
Betty totally just breast pressed that guy into buying her another drink!! I wish I had bigger tits so that I could do that.
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Get the Breast Press mug.The build up of dead skin, lint, dirt, etc. that accumulates in the moist regions under a large sagging breast due to improper cleaning.
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