Breasticals

At Woman: Small boobs.
At Man: Huge testicals.

Dude your girlfriend has breasticals!
Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.

by PizzaEatPizza November 3, 2009

Breadsticks

A loaf of bread. If from Olive Garden it is often associated with the return of Christ.

Hey man do you like breadsticks
Yeah

Cool have you heard of Christ returning
You mean Olive Garden bread sticks
Yah man

by Phoenixel October 20, 2016

Breadick

When a man's erect penis is as big as an Olive Garden breadstick.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna make your bread rise - Ope, looks like you already have a breadick!"

by GatesArcane November 17, 2014

Broadstock

A massive lover of sweaty, mind blowing cock. commonly known as 'Broadcock' , but dont be fooled, He has a tiny shlong.

#1 i accidently went on gay porn last night

#2 you serious?
#1 yeah, i saw this guy....biggest broadstock ive ever seen.

by misohorney October 17, 2009

breadkick

When Artemi Panarin, the hockey player, kicks.

Vitaly: LOOK. HE JUST DID A BREADKICK
Charlie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

by DracofuckedHarry December 12, 2021

Breasticulating

To speak with ones breasts (preferably female) while interacting with the opposite sex in an attempt to flirt/attact attention.

OMG!, did you see how Brittany is like totally Breasticulating while talking with Johnny. She can wiggle those mosquito bites all she wants, cuz mine are bigger, and Johnnys like so much more into me.

by Greenlantrn October 11, 2010

breasticals

when a womans breast are smaller then a mans testicals.

you need a boob job your mans balls are biger then your breasticals

by c310r April 8, 2011