bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks

So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops

by Bc_mum September 14, 2022

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

bollock frog

Popular meme made popular by Twitch streamer Nevo1st, where a frog is depicted with brown testicles, hence the name Bollock Frog.

“Have you heard Harry killed Bollock Frog in the Minecraft server?”

by jackfxith January 5, 2026

gnat's bollock

An extremely small distance.

He missed that shot by a gnat's bollock.

by Mazman October 1, 2005

stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

stark bollock naked

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004