Blurbiage

<blurb-ee-ij>: a small piece of technical or business writing (often part of a work or school assignment) that could have been written far more succinctly, but that has been drawn out in order to create an exaggerated sense of significance or complexity.

The definition given above is, itself, an example of blurbiage. It could have been defined simply as "a mash up of blurb and verbiage", but that wouldn't have made the author look nearly as sophisticated.

by DeathbyCunningLinguist December 1, 2011

Blurge

To receive a blow-job from a girl after she pukes

Gmun : Yo swatts why didnt you bang that girl?

SW: She puked man, didnt want to get blurged cmon now

by GMUN October 5, 2010

blurbologist

One who specializes in the creation or writing of small creative blurbs for any online or print media.

as in.. "Hey we need a funny caption for that picture on the website, send it to Wendy, she's the best blurbologist we got"

by bmattb September 21, 2008

blurred lines

The "lines" are personal boundaries a person designates in his/her sexual life. They usually only appear "blurred" to men who don't comprehend the meaning of "no."

Girl: "Hey, I don't think I feel comfortable with that."
Robin Thicke: "Just let me liberate you... I know you want it... I hate these blurred lines."
Girl: ".....Creepy."

Gay guy 1: "I don't know if I'm ready for that."
Gay guy 2: "You invite me over, and now you don't want to hook up? Gosh, what's with these blurred lines??"

by tankini August 19, 2013

blurch

A belch that brings a small amount of stomach acid into the throat, stopping just short of becoming vomit.

"I can't eat Taco Bell food; it makes me blurch."

by Rev. Ayatollah Mulla Fakir January 11, 2009

Blurricane

A blurricane is some sort of cross between a blizzard and a hurricane. This is like a hurricane, except with snow as opposed to rain, and the storm some what resembles a circular formation.

While we were having a Minnesota Rodeo a blurricane showed up and we had to go inside.

by Daywalker>Ginger December 19, 2009

Blur Doing The Macarena

A disturbing image . Of The members of nineties band blur dancing to this strange melody . When blur can create real music .

Damon Albarn - Graham WTF are you doing ?
Graham Coxon -Dance with me Look Alex Is !
Alex James - Come on Damon !
Dave Rowntree - Come on baby !
Damon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Song - Blur Macarana
Spectator - Wow It's Blur Doing the macarena

by DamonAlbarn September 6, 2010