blue waffle

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 27, 2014

blue waffle iron

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can

"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."

by IronMakezBest September 16, 2017

Blue Waffle Diner

A chain of whore houses that specialize in serving very tasty vaginal treats.

"Dude, you feeling OK? "
"Not really, I ate at the Blue Waffle Diner last night"

by GeorgeKale December 07, 2017

Blue Waffle Eater

Someone who eats crippled pussy

Brad: Damn, Nicole's pussy smells like rotten fish...

Bryan: That's what happens when you become a Blue Waffle Eater!

by QuadFather January 19, 2014

Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.

Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O

by SuggestionThing June 29, 2011

Blue Waffles

What your mother currently has

Your mother has blue waffles

by Kadeninapa April 23, 2016

Light blue waffles

When you cum with 3 other men onto a chick with with blue waffles

Wanna go fuck Mary, we'll go with Will Smith and give her light blue waffles

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 14, 2022