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Season Blocked 

When your asshole friend stops you from seasoning food on your own grill
Oh man! Jason just totally season blocked Aaron!
Season Blocked by Wintera83 September 15, 2018

Virtually Blocked

A common phrase for when you want to create a virtual barrier between yourself and another person.
'Blocked. You have been blocked. You have been virtually blocked.' - Sir Theodore III

Bible Blocked 

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
Bible Blocked by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010

Barack blocked

When either John McCain or Hillary Clinton are giving a speech and Barack Obama has a speech at the same time, and the news networks shift their coverage to Barack Obama.
Bryan: "Did you see the speeches that Hillary Clinton and John McCain gave yesterday?"
Eric: "Naw man, I saw the first five minutes of them, but then Obama had something to say, and the news networks realized that people actually care about what Obama has to say, so they shifted their coverage to Obama's speech, even Fox News."
Bryan: "Wow, even Fox News took their right wing eyes off of McCain to show Obama?"
Eric: "Haha yeah."
Bryan: "Hahahaha, they got Barack blocked."
Barack blocked by TH3 L33T ON3 April 5, 2008

cock blocked 

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.
"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."
cock blocked by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.
dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!