God’s Blessings

A term utilized to describe an action or an object that one deems a blessing from god, often used as a descriptor on social media posts to show off to one’s friends.
“Look, that dude posted a picture of himself in his kayak again saying ‘god’s blessings’!”

“That sunset is really pretty, it’s truly one of god’s blessings”
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The Italian Blessing

The Italian Blessing refers to the typically massive/ awesome size of an Italian man's penis.
Holy f*cking sh*t! Look at Luca Bertulessi's penis! He's definitely got The Italian Blessing.
by MintySucc October 26, 2016
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Blessed Halo

Like a sea-pearl necklace, but around the forehead.
"Last night I gave my girlfriend a blessed halo! She spent an hour getting it out of her hair."
by Goldrag September 11, 2019
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Jah bless

Jah (from Jahova, or Yawheh) is the Supreme Being of Rastafarianism. The god of that religion. Jah bless is the equivalent of god bless you.
Jah bless di yout
by rudeboyitalian January 18, 2011
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blessing in disguise

a problem that becomes a benefit or advantage
The rainstorm was a blessing in disguise. It stopped the fire.
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
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blessing the Ganges

colloquialism

In India, all litter, urine, and feces eventually makes its way into the rivers, thanks to a complete lack of waste collection and water treatment, much like pre-20th Century Europe, USA/CAN, etc. Indians know this, but try not to/do not think about it, especially when 'cleansing' themselves by 'bathing' in the brownish-grey, litter and sewage filled 'sacred' waters of the Ganges/Ganga, which they further pollute with religious offerings (i.e. decorative litter) and dead bodies (not an exaggeration). Such (willful) ignorance eventually bites everyone in the ass. Ergo, any flagrant environmentally damaging human behavior can be lumped under the colloquialism 'blessing the Ganges.'
Cop: "Seeing how your McDonald's bag and Bacon McDouble wrapper are still stuck to my windshield, you won't mind this citation for littering."
Dwayne: "Yo, that ain't trash. That's just me usin' my's Constitutional right to freedom of religion. I was blessing the Ganges, dolla' menu style."

Elizabeth: "Why are you coming back in from outside? I thought you went to the bathroom."
Elly-May: "There was too long of a line for the one stall, so I headed for the alley beside the bar and blessed the Ganges."

Thaddeus: "Um, was that used engine oil I saw you dumping into the storm water drain this morning when I was leaving for the farmers market?!"
Ted: "Naw, Cuz. I just used 10W/40 to totally bless the Ganges."
by Bachelor boB December 16, 2013
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cock blessing

an honor to recieve as one places one's cock to a female's forehead which symbolizes strength, loyalty, and fertility; if slapped in a rigorous gesture onto the forehead of a female then this is recognize as a cock baptismal.
She went on her knees ready to recieve a cock blessing.
by geehiminati April 23, 2003
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