lip bleed

When someone so fine walks by and makes you bite your lip so hard it bleeds.

Man, she just gave me a lip bleed.

by Chill_Renee April 4, 2016

make your ears bleed

Music at an incredibly high volume;
the image that the volume is so high, it causes internal bleeding of the ears

"Gonna turn it up to 11... It'll make your ears bleed"

by nopeynopenope December 24, 2011

Wee Wee Bleed

Menstruation, a period

"Excuse me, but when you get a moment, could you please clean up your Wee Wee bleed?"

by Sam and Cass December 17, 2008

slip n' bleed from the anus

Is what they should have called the slip n' slide, would have been fun if dad checked for rocks.

Dane: "watch this ma'" *pttth, NOOOOOO! AHHHH!!!

by Nick May 7, 2005

nerd bleed

a nose bleed that occurs without reason

melvin got a nerd bleed during the math test

by imer February 11, 2005

The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009