tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.

Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.

by Glyph11 February 15, 2014

Marble Blast Gold

Play with your balls in 100 levels consisting of tiles in the sky for no apparent reason. It is available at marbleblast.com you absolute cretin. Also try Marble Blast Ultra, PlatinumQuest, and Marble It Up.

I played Marble Blast Gold yesterday for the first time since 2003.

by TheGreatAutismo224 December 13, 2019

Gay blast

A universal term to express gratitude, sadness, happiness, or pleasure. Commonly used and popularized by Jack Bogner.

"the pros website is under construction"
"Gay blast"

by Kc7aff May 22, 2020

Double Bubble Blast

The act of receiving a blowjob while the girl has gum in her mouth. As time continues, the girl quickly pulls the gum over his dick to make a condom. The guy then begins to fuck said girl and upon ejaculating, the gum will "blow a bubble". Said girl then pops the bubble resulting in a facial.

Stranger A: yo bro! Did you hear about _______!?
Stranger B: naw man, what happened?
Stranger A: he double bubble blasted the shit out of ________!

by Rememberthatonetime? November 9, 2011

Chocolate Baja Blast

A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.

"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"

by Farkie July 29, 2017

Pulling a Blast

Raging in a Discord server, and leaving before the community has a chance to tell you how big of an idiot you are.

Man: Did you see that his holiness The_Immortal wanted to build the Hangar bay of the Starship Enterprise?
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.

by Dave Baczuki June 6, 2018

on blast

verb - context: to put one on blast; to embarrass someone or put them in an akward position by revealing compromising information

Why you puttin me on blast like that? (Why are you trying to embarrass me?)

by alex March 22, 2005