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Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.
Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.
by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012
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Bite the silver bullet

1) To have to to 'bite the bullet' and pay a large amount of money just to hang out with wealthier people.

2) To pay an exorbitant amount of money for a seemingly superfluous or luxury item due to social pressure.

3) To spend too much money on something because of the expectations of others.
Ex. 1 — Dan and Sarah are getting married in fucking Napa where a hotel costs a billion dollars a night, guess we just have to bite the silver bullet.

Ex. 2 — Andrew wanted to go to the fanciest restaurant, order a steak and wine, and the split the bill evenly, but he's my boss so I had to bite the silver bullet.

Ex. 3 — The girl wanted to take a weekend flight to Paris for a mini-vacation, but she's so hot I just had to bite the silver bullet.
by Pseudophor May 11, 2019
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bite me

A taunting phrase, essentially meaning "I don't care," used to defend oneself's actions, characteristics, or values following an accusation.
A: You have hair on your back.
B: Bite me.

You don't like my work? Bite me.
by Daniel Kwan July 20, 2008
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Bite Steel

Man, Roy's girlfriend really loves to bite steel. I heard she sucked off 10 guys last night!
by Spike June 19, 2006
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Bite the Bullshit

Jumping through the hoops by putting up with bullshit.
Manager guy: I got a VP position at Wal-mart because I did a presentation on how the company is good for communities.

Man: I had to write a paper on feminism to pass my women's study class and graduate

Sometimes you've just gotta bite the bullshit
by Mistahtom December 23, 2005
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"Bite Me"

Jon... Hey Dude, u puttin on some extra weight there ??
Dude.. "Bite me".
by DonJuan July 9, 2007
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bite fail

when you bite through a burger or sandwich but there is something in the sandwich like a pickle or tomato that is harder to bite completely through and you wind up pulling sections of the sandwich out as you take the bite, hence the bite fail.
the bite fail left a mess on his shirt
by nonsuch61 July 11, 2010
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