Benjamin 

aggravating

Benjamin is being Benjamin.

Benjamin by juliamariewalker August 2, 2017

Benjamin 

Why don't you go choke on my dad's dick while I shove a candle up your ass.

He said he won't pay for his son so I told him to Benjamin

Benjamin by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

Benjamin 

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.

"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"

Benjamin by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 5, 2015

Benjamin 

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXDCCCCCCCCCCCETDGDVCGC.

"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC

Benjamin by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017

Benjamin 

Benjamin is a guy whom has a great resemblance with elephants especially Benjamin Blümchen.He has the smallest dick with an average of 1 inch long.

Watching Animal Planet: Wow that Benjamin is great.

Benjamin by R£8007 January 11, 2018

Benjamin 

An irregular bowl movement. Also likely the alternative name for the complete imbecile Godzooky, the son of Godzilla.

"Woah, did your stomach just utter a Benjamin?"

Benjamin by aduckbyanyothername March 2, 2018

Benjamin 

Benjamin is that one guy who still has to give you that 5 bucks. You allways remind him but he never gives it back. Don’t be a Benjamin

Greg: Hey benjamin can you give me my 5 bucks back?
Benjamin: Yeah man, i’ll give it to you tomorrow.

Benjamin by Jur1234 August 16, 2019