released on bale

What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".

If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.

by QuacksO April 4, 2022

BALE

Bale cool and funnylove Ella so much
And love to play football so much

Bale have time for everything he do

by By Ella 5/42019 February 6, 2020

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018

Mackenzie Bales

Best friend in the whole wide world, lives in AZ, gives best pep talks, kind, athletic, and overall awesome

Girl 1: ohhh is that Mackenzie bales? She must be sooo nice

by Humanhumanhuman June 25, 2020