Bae

Big ass erection

Bryant: Jake I got a bae

Jake: you got a girl?

Bryant: no I got a big ass erection

by Tommy vercetti’s gooch October 16, 2020

Bae

Significant other. Someone a person cares for deeply on a more-than-platonic friend level. (Very plausible that it derives from Wee-Bey's old lady De'Londa often referring to him as 'Bey on the popular HBO series, "The Wire.")

Bae what chu wanna eat for dinner? It's a couple Hot Pockets in the freezer still.

by The Black Kevin Arnold November 5, 2013

bae

A stupid word to call someone you're involved with. Someone with a bae will snapchat a picture of them and say "hanging with bae" over a snap of their smiling face or a bowl of noodles or something equally stupid

"Oh my god, having lunch with bae"

by mysticwaterbeads June 30, 2015

Bae

A retarded word used by retards to describe fellow retards in a manner of love, affection and sweetness. Please don't say this word ever again, you sound like you need antidepressants.

I love you, bae.
Wanna fuck bae?
Oh bae, yeah bae, fuck me HARD!
Hello bae

by OfficerSlimyScrotum January 29, 2015

Bae

A word that annoying fuctards use to refer to someone they love. This is most frequently used by swag kids who are basically fags by nature and then they try to act cool calling their gf/bf as bae. Distinguished pussies and sissies from real men.

John: Here comes my bae !
Gary: Back off you faggot, I'm up for cunts here.

by usama1993 July 28, 2015

Bae

Bacon and eggs. The best breakfast served often with cheese, and the only BAE you'll ever need or want inside of you.

What are you eating for breakfast?
Bae.

by sorrydad January 7, 2015

bae

Commonly by retards used to describe their girlfriend or boyfriend. Also used by retards to say something is cool. It’s actually bæ, and means “poop” in Danish.

“You’re my bae.”
~An imbecile
“I gotta go take a bæ!!”
~Someone who actually has a brain and knows what the word means

by Regrub6 April 15, 2015