B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

I.K.O.B

instant knock out boner

woah calvin you just got an i.k.o.b to joo hyun.

by J-trainkerr March 6, 2009

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

s m o k y b r o w n

A young man with dark skin, most likely from Nigeria, who is very perverted and dirty. He tends to make random noises at random moments. He sometimes wears glasses.

(by Terrør)

That idiot over there is just like s m o k y b r o w n.

by terror the retard August 21, 2017

K.I.B.

An abbreviation of the phrase "Keep India British," used as a farewell salutation in informal speech and text messages as a kind of conservative shibboleth.

The abbreviation is derived from the name of a Canadian croquet team (i.e., "Team Keep India British") which frequented the Royal Canadian Yacht Club in the early years of the present century.

Usage now peculiar to Brasenose College, Oxford.

In conversation:

"I say, you're off to the union now, aren't you?"
"Quite."
"Well, give those socialists what for."
"Right. K.I.B."
"K.I.B."

Or in a text message:

"Bah! Brideshead is on in the MCR now. Care to join?"
"It would be my distinct pleasure. K.I.B."
"K.I.B."

by mercurius oxoniensis December 12, 2009

B.O.B.F.O.K.

Body of Barbie Face of Ken

That samantha is a complete b.o.b.f.o.k.

by MAdnRisKy July 14, 2006

K.O.B

Knock Out Boys. Gang that KNOCKS YOU OUT!! when you scroll down your car window at night.

The K.O.B knocked my mom out last night!

by zqwy6w October 18, 2009