aperunk

a good yummy juice that melts in your mouth like chocolate

mmmmmm that some goooooood aperunk said the monkey to me last night

by jeg er faren din lukas March 1, 2022

aperest

When a nigger is wrangled by law enforcement for engaging in their typical criminig behavior

Sambo T. Washington was placed under aperest for charges of beating and raping an elderly Asian woman.

by Blakk Jeebus n sheeeeit December 1, 2022

Amper Stoked

The act of being amped up and stoked about something at the same time.

After landing the sick 900 Stalefish in the halfpipe I was super Amper Stoked about it!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Amperstand

"How did the 'T' get in there? Stupid Blackberry!"

"So, it's amperstand+hearts+semicolon only without the +?"

by Magraloo December 12, 2009

Cast aspersion

If you cast aspersion,you try to blacken someone's name and make people think badly of them.

I did not intended to cast aspersion on her character.

by lizyyy March 18, 2012

Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009

Asperge

The label given to one who has Asperger's syndrome - often intended in a derogatory manner. It may also apply to one who exhibits the behaviour of one with Asperger's syndrome, the symptoms of which include unwillingness to leave one's own house and socialise, and the inability to understand social contact.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to come out tonight?"
Asperge 1: "No sorry, I'm an asperge. I'd rather go shoe shopping and play mass effect."

Person 2: "Asperge 2, why have you got your back to the wall?"
Asperge 2: "In case someone bottles me from behind."

Asperge 3: "Hurry up now guys, i want you to leave my house."
Person 3: "Why?"
Asperge 3: "I want you to leave so I don't have to be around you and socialise."

Asperge 4: "Look at that little boy, i'd love to put my cock in his mouth."

by v.ignis March 18, 2010