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Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese

On November 6, 1969, 420 geese died from the ingestion of chicken nuggets. Since then, millions of scientists and medical specialists have engaged in multiple experiments in an attempt to solve this mystery. The only conclusion is that every year on this day if a goose so much as nibbles a chicken nugget, they will die.
Every day I feed my goose Herold a chicken nugget, but I forgot today was Chicken Nugget Awareness Day for Geese, and he died. Tragic, aye?
by RIP Herold November 23, 2019
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Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
by Yelsie December 31, 2010
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chode awarness geek

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
by power metal whore November 4, 2009
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Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
by Elitist January 20, 2004
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crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site
Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.
by ladislav77 June 8, 2020
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suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃
Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.
by postingtruemeanings September 3, 2021
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situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
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