Australian Kiss

Giving a girl oral sex. Like a French Kiss, but down under.

My girlfriend always keeps herself nicely shaved... probably cause she likes my Australian Kisses.

by gvillezack January 2, 2009

Australian cleavage

Exposed skin on the "down under" side of the breast such as under an extremely short crop top.

The article was in the issue with Scarlett Johansson's Australian cleavage on the cover.

by Swinglow June 1, 2006

An Australian guy

Some of the sexiest men on the world. Normally have a hot accent too.

Girl 1: I heard you got a new HOT boyfriend
Girl 2: Yeah he's An Australian Guy. He has an acccent. Jealous?
Girl 1: Hel yeah!

by kdjlfu December 17, 2008

Australian Catapult

When mdma in pill form is placed around halfway down the tip of the penis, after which, oral sex is performed on the male, so that as he ejaculates the mdma into his partner's mouth and they trip balls.

Man 1: Did you know Australia has the highest use of mdma per capita?
Man 2: Yeah it also has the highest use of Australian Catapults per capita.

Woman 1: Ooo did you and Darren get naughty last night?
Woman 2: Sure did. Gave him the old Australian Catapult.

by maxwellfishwell March 3, 2019

Australian crystal

A glass container for beer, or simply put - a beer bottle.

Bruce 1: Would you like a glass for your beer?
Bruce 2: No thanks, I'll just use the Australian crystal.

by Arschlöchli March 12, 2008

quiet australian

"Quiet Australians" has really become a euphemism to describe the selfish, ignorant, entitled and apathetic among us - those eager to retain "wealthfare" and tax rorts at the expense of the young, the poor, the jobless, the disabled. Those "inconvenienced" by climate protests. Those who want to hoard inordinate wealth while others suffer. Those whose attitude can be summarised as "fuck you"

that "quiet australian" out there stirring a fuss...

by RoosterSmuggler November 22, 2019

Australian Fireblaze

The act of farting and queefing repeatedly under a blanket and trapping someone under it for them to smell your bodily gas and fluids.

Kerri: {farting and queefing} ... hehehehee!
Lauren: Kerri, what was that?
Kerri: Oh, I'm just brewing an Australian Fireblaze under my blanket for Anna when she wakes up.

by ilovemyjawaylin March 1, 2011