asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

Abner

A very smart person. Has excellent grades. They call him smart Abner. Gets all A's. Never lies. A very nice person. Never says a bad word like the N word.

Abner is very smart.

by abneristhesmartestpersoninthew May 10, 2021

Abner

A dumbass, sussy mother fucker that doesn’t pull at all

Fuck you abner

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck February 6, 2022

auger

1: (v) Slang, the act of drilling a hole in the ground, side of a mountain, or any other edifice using an aircraft. Usually fatal.

2: To crash from a great height

1: Dave was flying to Denver in his Cub when he got lost in the clouds and augered into the Grand Mesa.

"Better check your fuel before the hop. If you auger in I'm not coming to ID your ass."

2: Rick was tearing along a razorback ridge in Moab when he skipped off the face and augered into the canyon below.

"Wear your helmet in case you auger some terrain."

by Fieldgrunt October 20, 2006

auker

The action of achieving the highest level of success and intelligence. One whom cannot fail, being on the precipice of total and utter perfection.

That kid is nearly auker.
How many times to I have do tell you, you will never be an auker.

by The wild cherry February 23, 2011

anner

An attractive kind a guy up for anything. Very caring to others feelings and always trying to help. Usually spends time playing sports, watching tv, or eating. A loyal guy who knows how to treat a girl right, and has amazing hair.

"Hey look, there's Anner! He's so dreamy"

by Feelingisreal March 27, 2017

The Abner

When you start having sex with some and you are pounding it and completely stop having sex with a person because you are afraid afterwords, they will fall further in love and become severely attached.

I was petrified of the muff so I pulled the Abner and got the hell out of there!

by TextileHeart February 22, 2011