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AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.
Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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astro-pants

Baggy or Poofy 'MC Hammer-esque' pants. Often misnomed Parachute Pants.
"Astro pants are for losers. Real men wear Parachute pants. Duh."
by Band Of Retired Superheroes January 6, 2005
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astrojax

"I just bought my Astrojax from TOYSRUS!"
by Amanda August 22, 2003
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astro projection

I had such a hard astro projection so hard after eating that burrito I ended up in a different demention
by Stouffer021 June 11, 2014
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astro empires

Astro Empires is an online space mmo strategy game, commonly abbreviated AE. Addictive and fun. Players form guilds to protect each other, and farm noobs. Goons are frequent players, and inevitably form sneaky alliances in an effort to dominate an entire server.

Also sometimes referred to as "spreadsheets in space".
"Dude, my guild totally crashed a JG on Astro Empires the other day. We made a huge derb pile and totally pwned the Goons."

"Sweet. I play every server in AE, it sucks up SOOO much time."
by JsX™ June 24, 2008
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astrology

The practice of predicting one's attributes, past, and future from looking at the stars, planets, planetoids, moons, and pretty much anything in the sky.

An addiction of people who are too stupid to realize that even if astrology is accurate, your sun sign means next to nothing and most horoscopes are made up.
by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003
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Astro-Faggot

A faggot of astronomical proportions.

- Made of such epic faggotry it's almost legendary.
- Someone who needs to be killed using fiar and can be used in conjunction with the "Does not want!" line.
- A faggot in space
'haha, cowy is such an astro-faggot..'
by [Unit 731] December 24, 2008
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