Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021

Royal Asswipe

1. Someone who is a royal (extreme)asswipe; someone who only cares about themself.
2. Someone who is an extreme asshole.

Person 1: Could you help me with the homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't care.
Person 1: Jeez, you're a royal asswipe.

by CTGreen February 27, 2020

Asswiper

A sexual move perform after anal sex to avoid human waste on a man's penis.

The pitcher squeezes the catcher's ass cheeks together while pulling out his penis.

Guy: So last night I was buttfucking my girl. After I pullout, I had shit all over my dick. Guess she forgot to douche.

Friend: Thats easy to fix man, just do the asswiper. Its so easy a caveman can do it.

by loosetongue April 16, 2009

Assdigging

The act of reaching into one's asshole with one's finger.

Joe is a proctologist. He is specialized in assdigging.

by DTST December 17, 2008

asswip

When your friend dies in fortnite but has 20 kills

F##K YOU ASSWIP

by no body just a 69 fan February 14, 2019

asswipe

This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off

It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning

by not shown May 5, 2003