assneck

the part of skin that joins your balls to your ass (a.k.a. the gooch and taint)

god your assneck must stink because you just told the room you wipe forward.

by schultz October 16, 2004

assberry

a MAJOR pain in the ass.
i.e someone who doesn't understand that you really don't like them or care about what they are talking about and insists on cramping your style.

sarah: ...and then i looked at him and he looked at me and we just stared at each other and then he smiled and i smiled back and i looked away because i was starting to get embarrassed and then looked back and he was still looking and like...
aisah: *tries to write her lj entry* CAN YOU STOP BEING AN ASSBERRY FOR JUST ONE SECOND ?!

by sarahmae September 29, 2007

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull May 13, 2005

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

AssBeard

Very long Ass hair

You Mom has a assbeard

by Gabe Adams August 21, 2003

Assbear

A terd so big and mean it rips your ass on the way out then growls back at you from the toilet water.

My anus was just ruined by an assbear.

by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004