Asswagon

Someone who is so sexually promiscuous that they've seen as much a$$ as a covered wagon on the Oregon trail. Can be an insult or compliment depending on gender

You know I don't f wit asswagons mAh brotha they not tight my bro.

by Gayl0rd December 31, 2016

assagog

leader of all asses in the universe

You are an assagog!

by heebie jeebie February 5, 2003

asslabia

The falling out of internal rectal tissue due to excessive rough anal sex.

I fucked that girl so hard in her ass that that it gave her asslabia

by Rugg, E July 6, 2008

AssLighting

When you try to light your fart on fire and someone says it didn’t catch fire but it did.

I swore I saw a blue flame when I lit my fart on fire. Stop asslighting me saying I’m just seeing things. My butt hairs are singed and I know what I saw. It’s not funny making me think I’m crazy.

by Musbdax August 25, 2021

Asslight gaykeep girlballs

A variation of the phrase Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss.

Asslight gaykeep girlballs or whatever

by WizardFrogge February 9, 2022

Asslamp

(Verb) Shoving a lamp (light) in your anus; Also known as Asslamping.

"You will definetly hurt yourself if you continue to asslamp."

by BigNig May 7, 2005

assage

1. Ass cleavage; when a skirt or shorts are so short you can see someone's ass.

Dude 1: Did you see that girls assage!
Dude 2: Hell yeah. She is fine.

by kayliswag February 2, 2014