smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011

Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

fistful of assholes

a.)gay band from nick and norah's infinite playlist.
b.)a group of total and complete jackasses

a.)I love the song "i wanna screw that man" by fistful of assholes!
b.)Mike, Nick and Bobby are such a fistful of assholes

by silly billyx23 February 18, 2009

Bag of Assholes

To describe a situation in wich it is extremely dark. Pitch black.

"Dam Geena, its darker than a bag of assholes in here! turn the light on!"

by spotty Mcgee February 12, 2006

assholishnesstationship

A friendship/relationship where you are total assholes to each other but its ok because you are bae 's.

Girl #1: You and bae are so mean to each other!
Girl #2: Yeah. We are in an assholishnesstationship.

by haileyj0rdan March 11, 2014

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015

assholescence

The annoying period of development between the onset of puberty to being a rationally thinking adult.

Know-It-All 12 year olds are just entering the assholescence stage of their development.

by strumpet vine March 28, 2011