aslala

n. A man with connections to Allah, the Almighty, and who therefore has unfathomable power, but who is usually faking being holy and should get a timeout and a Cleveland steamer

v. To aslala, to give a timeout or Cleveland steamer to a faking aslala and then using much force in resurrecting Allah

I sent that aslala back to Iraq

by Rod Parsa November 15, 2007

assal

a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.

that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.

by hasti March 12, 2005

assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp May 13, 2005

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008

Assblaster

An animal that can fly by ripping a huge fart and lighting it.

Holy Crap! An assblaster

by Shablam October 26, 2003

Assblastuccino

A frothy splattering of diarrhea turdshit that speckles all over the toilet bowl, leaves an evil, satanic stench, and looks like fucking coffee.

dude, my Assblastuccino latte is gross.

by FlyEvolution February 18, 2004

no assatall

sounds like a disease if u say it fast but it means to have no ass at all

Man! You must be sick! I think u have no assatall!

by A7X January 6, 2005