assnastics

A gymnasts ass. A perfectly sculpted ass.

Jessica Biel must do assnastics with an ass like that.

by Ninjafiend April 19, 2009

asstaste

somoene who looks like they would taste like ass should you eat them.

What's up asstaste, did your mom wash your one pair of underwear for you this week?

by Gilbert Godfrey December 8, 2004

assmatic

bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack,

1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapple

2: assmatic son

by 5P K1NG December 31, 2008

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009

Ashtastic

something that is over the top amazing.

i went and saw the new twilight it was so ashtastic

by mini-me-94 November 23, 2010

Bad-ass-tastic

A moment which creates the feeling of being a person whose has extreme coolness and law evading ideas, while also being excited, extraordinarily enthused and energetic.

A combination of bad ass, and fantastic.

"I'm so bored"-Jon
"Let's go play tennis!"-Evan
"BUT IT'S 10:30 P.M.!!!"-Jon
"I know."-Evan
"Well someone has some bad-ass-tastic ideas!"-Jon

by C.Douglass July 24, 2010

Assstick

(n.) A biological or nutured anal predicament. Inflames when instigated by untimeliness, uncleanliness, dispropriety, etc. usually on the part of others rather than onesself. Derivation - from having a stick up one's ass.

Yo. Wassup with your asstick, I was only 15 minutes late. Or, chill out, dude, your assstick is showing. Or, my friend is such a pain in the ass. He's cool and all, but sometimes I wish I could just reach over and remove that assstick.

by hj4h June 24, 2005