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Assaad

1. Kind hearted and caring, selfless, a genuinely good person at his core.

2. The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.

3. One of the most attractive creatures to ever walk this earth.

4. Knowledgeable on an abundance of things, speciality is those that are science related, also has a very high level of knowledge on things relating to the automotive world.

5. Dangerously high levels of sex appeal at all times.

6. Is likely to have an extremely attractive and intelligent girlfriend, that supports, encourages and loves him always.
Please, this chocolate is for you. Your too kind, Assaad.
by SpenceElenorr August 20, 2013
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Assadhulla

a stupid fat idiot who smells like shit and still gets "eww'd" at by gurls stupid ass immigrant communist fuck.he names it not down to be brown that fucker
by ArAb_ThUg April 21, 2003
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Assmaid

The guy in the bathroom of those really fancy hotels/clubs/restaurants who hands you a towel, turns the tap on for you and would even wipe your ass if you asked.
"What took you so long in there Gary?", "Oh yeah.. sorry it was the Assmaid. He took a long time wiping my ass"
by Johnner July 31, 2007
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Assad

A loser who couldn't get any pussy in this life because the U.S. Marines were taking it all so he blew himself up in hopes of getting some in the afterlife.
Did you hear about that guy Assad? Apparently he's got 72 babes all sucking his spectral dick up in heaven
by YourGirlCallsMeDaddy July 13, 2017
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assidocious

an audacious exhibition/display of one's ass.
1. Did you see Jennifer Lopez's dress at the Oscars? It was assidocious! (positive connotation)

2. Did you see the plumber's pants sagging while working under the sink? Assidociously gross!
by Be Parody December 18, 2008
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assadue

when your shit hits the water in your toilet and the shit/residue splashes back upon your ass.
while taking a nice dump your poop hits the water and the water proceeds to splash all over your ass. You've been assadued!!!!
by vanity wit a big dick January 17, 2009
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assident

Tucker and Luka had an assident
by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011
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