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2. The best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for.
3. One of the most attractive creatures to ever walk this earth.
4. Knowledgeable on an abundance of things, speciality is those that are science related, also has a very high level of knowledge on things relating to the automotive world.
5. Dangerously high levels of sex appeal at all times.
6. Is likely to have an extremely attractive and intelligent girlfriend, that supports, encourages and loves him always.
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