A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003
Get the assman mug.The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.
by Glocked April 17, 2005
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Used to describe someone who is extremely good at Anal sex be it receiving or giving or both, sometimes better than oral sex or vaginal sex
girl 1 : "you were right he left my ass sore and my pussy sopping, never thought anal could feel that good"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"
"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
girl 2 : "Told you he was a assmancer, whenever we do it he leaves me soaking the bed"
"dat was S-class ass, damn she a true assmancer, had me busting under minute"
by Omnimorph January 30, 2019
Get the Assmancer mug.yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
by totallyurmom February 27, 2022
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(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005
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