Asperante

French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.

MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.

BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.

MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?

BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?

MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!

BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.

MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

Aspen Avalanche

When a man has sex with his partner from behind while holding their face in an icepack or hotel ice bucket. At the last minute the man pulls out the partner spins around and the man shoots warm cum all over his partners frozen face.

Chip and Marc were all out of ice after the party so Chip held Marcs face in a bag of frozen peas before he shot his Aspen Avalanche all over his face.

by tacotyme January 12, 2010

Aspergic

A term that can be used to describe yourself if you have Aspergers Syndrome. People with Autism say that they are Autistic, therefore, people with Aspergers can say that they are Aspergic.

Person X: Why are you being anti-social?

Person Y: I'm not being anti-social, I'm just ignoring you. And anyway, I'm Aspergic, what's your excuse for being anti-social?

by AspergicForums February 4, 2010

aspergertarian

n. 1.) a college educated middle class white man whose inability to relate to other human beings has persuaded him that extremist libertarian or paleoconservative political views are superior to all other positions

2.) a political movement characterized by a psychological inability to either feel empathy for one's fellow man or interact with people in ordinary settings. This disorder often manifests itself in a hatred of modern society.

3.) someone who thinks all children should be home-schooled, all roads should be operated by private companies, and all laws ought to optional and enforced by private judges.

He's an aspergertarian.

by Herls January 22, 2011

asperger's

A form of high functioning autism. While the disorder itself isn't fake, there are unfortunately a lot of fat internet losers out there who diagnose themselves with the disease in an effort to excuse their social ineptitude, sort of like the way ADHD is falsely diagnosed in bratty kids who just dont like paying attention in school. Actual sufferers of the disease will have some trouble functioning in social situations, but they won't go around yelling "SHUT UP IT'S ASPERGERS'S FAULT" every time you tell them that they're annoying and nobody likes them.

Sam has asperger's. He has trouble making eye contact, has trouble with motor skills, and shows some obsessive-compulsive behavior.

Danny is a fat social cripple who read on the internet that people with asperger's have trouble talking to others, and immediately diagnosed himself with it. He now uses it as an excuse for his inability to talk to girls.

by TheWalrus November 10, 2007

aspect

A distinguished look or expression or a special way that something can be viewed.

The aspect of the man seemed to frighten littler kids.

by Freddy Lohn January 25, 2007

Aspen

Aspen is the most perfect girl you’ll ever meet perfect eyes, lips, Personality, Body, hair. She’ll love anyone no matter what. She is very kind hearted and loves to joke around with her friends. Aspen loves to try new and exiting things. If she teases you that only means you are something special to her. If you have Aspen in your life keep her in it!

Don’t you think Aspen is just... Perfect.

by Shane Dawson is life! June 2, 2018