Skip to main content

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016
mugGet the AppleBee's Boy mug.

Mexican Apple Sauce

When a guy jizzes in a cup, waits for 4 days until he finally eats it. When this happens you will throw up almost instantly and could possibly get RJD (Ron Jeremy Disease). This is a condition when your dick constantly grows Smegma and no one wants that. Another side effect includes increase in pube growth and possibly shrinking your dick.
Eww did u see him eat that Mexican Apple sauce
by Ray Allen for Three January 23, 2014
mugGet the Mexican Apple Sauce mug.

Windy city apple turnover

When semen is farted out after anal sex, with little poo pieces mixed in.
Hey man don't touch that wall, it got sprayed last night with a windy city apple turnover.
by Youdidwhat May 29, 2009
mugGet the Windy city apple turnover mug.

Apple Fanboy

A bunch of people brainwashed by a giant company called Apple. Who only knows what Apple had told them is good. They all at least fit in one of these silly scenarios:

- Go and hate all competition, pretending only Apple shall exist in the mobile gadget market

- Think Apple devices have the best benchmark scores on earth, esp. believe iPad is the most powerful tablet on earth while ignoring Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 has real multitasking that iPad never have.

- Go live in the concealed Apple planet and never see the day of light.

- Thinking a Mac computer never need any modern functions as those in PC. They don't need games, optical drives and blu-ray encoding in their Macs.

- He has no problems with Apple softwares, so are you! Don't shout out any problems you have with Apple softwares because those Fanbois assumes Apple software are free of that.

- Love to buy tons of accessories for their Apple devices, like plastic cases for their aluminium iPhones/iPads

- Own iPod Touch, iPhone and iPad at the same time do the same thing on each one

- Always hate Samsung for no reason, but ignoring their iOS devices are mostly produced by Samsung

- Always believe Apple creates, others only steal from Apple

Strangely with all the Apple Fanbois around, Apple still brings up a "Why you will love iPhone/iPad" campaign to gain back fanbois confidence toward Apple.
PC guy: Hey, my PC has blu-ray encoding, how about your Mac?

Apple fanboy: Who needs blu-ray anyway?

Android user: I am so happy with the quad-core CPU in my Android phone, your iPad doesn't seem to have that?

Apple fanboy: Go get a life Fandroid, we don't need quad-core CPU to run iOS.
by HKwan March 30, 2013
mugGet the Apple Fanboy mug.

bad apple

Informal way of saying "bad influence".
-Tim and Jack are really bad apples for you.
by Kaduchi August 18, 2009
mugGet the bad apple mug.

Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
by Macsotsu January 30, 2005
mugGet the Green-Apple-Quick-Step mug.

italian apple

I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur, 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, 3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka, 1 splash Rose's lime juice, 1 splash cranberry juice.
Pour all into iced shaker tin, shake until tin is cold to the touch and strain into martini glass. Garnish with lime wheel, and serve.
"I'm tired of drinking beer, I need something good"
"My Spiritual Advisor recommends an Italian Apple martini."
by vegasrew April 26, 2007
mugGet the italian apple mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email