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Apollo syndrome

To define an individual that sees themselves on a higher level or better then another due to their larger ego and confidence.
Kraken: come on fight me, I can easily beat you.
Freezin: shut the fuck up you have Apollo syndrome.
Apollo syndrome by Tristhe_tank March 10, 2023

Apollo 13 

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.
I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.
Apollo 13 by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012

apollo 13 

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.
Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

Apollo 13 

A variation on Space Docking, Apollo 13 involves tilting a woman back on her shoulders after defecating in her vagina, causing her to expel the fecal matter out of her vagina onto her own face (if into her own mouth, see Apollo 11). The original defecator is then required to state, "Houston, we have a problem."
That girl was so nasty, she let me Apollo 13 her ass and then just fell asleep.
Apollo 13 by Bobby Business August 7, 2011

Apollo 13 

Is the act of one man shitting into another mans asshole
George Bush like to Apollo 13 Osama Bin Laden, when they have sex.
Apollo 13 by Depot D-Bag April 13, 2008
This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!
I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.
Apollo 11 by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012