midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

Baltimore Antenna

When a paperclip is jammed in the coax input on the back of an LCD TV to pull in local networks over the air.

Ma didn't pay the cable bill so I guess we're using a Baltimore Antenna this month.

by RainKitsune November 6, 2019

pushing the antelope

Variation of ‘pushing the envelope’ where an act already on the edge of reasonable behaviour is combined with the awkwardness of trying directing an unruly antelope.

Much more messy than simply Pushing The Envelope; which as the name implies is actually boring and administrative.

woah Kenneth was really pushing the antelope last night at dinner with his audacious behaviour!

by scmat August 13, 2022

antediluvian

Pertaining to the period of time before the catastrophic eruption of Thea, about 1600-1500 BCE, the resultant tsunamis of which are believed to have caused the downfall of the Minoan civilization. This event is thought by many to be the basis of Plato's story of Atlantis. The word literally means "before the flood." From the Latin ante (before) + diluvium (flood).

In antediluvian times it was Minoan culture that dominated the islands of the Aegean.

by maximo hudson December 8, 2010

Brooklyn National Antem

Da Spring is sprung,
Da grass is riz.
I wunna weah da boidies is.
Da boid is onna wing?
Dats obsoid!
From what I hear,
da wing is onna boid!

It was sucha nice day, he hadda sing Da Brooklyn National Antem!

by Czartastic! January 15, 2008

antelope

A wild, uncontrolled beast that pushes foward with little concern to its surroundings.

You've got to run like an antelope; out of control.

by WillieWeekapaug September 19, 2003

Anteater

The phenomenon that occurs during fellatio where the person performing the blowjob closely resembles a small mammal sucking termites out of a stump. The term can also apply when someone is really enjoying a Popsicle or a banana.

That chick is a master fellatrix, check out this anteater selfie she just sent me!

by WWWJWD May 13, 2016