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anger wank

The practice of a wank when one is pissed off, or thinking angry thoughts. Similar to a power wank in that maximum force is exerted on one's wang.
Dude 1: Man, my girlfriend pissed me off yesterday, she wouldn't put out so I went home and had an anger wank.
Dude 2: Yeah man, I know how it feels.
by Captain//Fantastic September 16, 2008
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angler

A fisherman. Sportfisherman commonly refer to themselves as anglers. No one really knows why. It sounds cool.
The angler stayed with the 600lb Blue Marlin for the entire 2 hours it took to real her in!
by Matty Hendrix May 21, 2006
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Anger issues

When a guy gets really upset at small things, which generally lead to the shouting of an extended flow of curse words. Such is my problem. Plus it's a lot easier than "hulking up"
Theater Attendant: I'm sorry, but we are out of twizzlers.
Me: Motherfuckingshitwhorecockwranglingjizzdonkeylovingaffleckmonkeywang.
Theater Attendant: Oh wait, I found some.
Me: Score!
by Whitey October 2, 2003
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Displaced Anger

Anger is often associated with suspicion and mistrust, and can manifest itself in feelings of hostility, frustration, exasperation and even fury.

But what happens when you displace your anger?

Anger displacement occurs when you direct your angry thoughts and feelings at someone or something that is safe or convenient, rather than the actual source of your anger.
--Damn girl, did you hear about all that drama with Tina and Joey?

-Ya, I heard that Tina found out Joey's was messin around with that hoe Juicy!!
--Ya, now Tina wants to kill that hoe Juicy, but she finnen ta take Joey back
-Damn, that's whack talk about displaced anger
by whackfree December 26, 2011
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St. Anger

The worst Metallica album to date. There should have been solos by Kirk, and Lars.

Mix of Nu-Metal with Heavy Metal, which sounded really crap.

Even though im a hardcore Metallica fan, i'll always say St. Anger sucked balls.
Hey Jimmy. Wanna go to the Metallica concert? They're doing the "Madly in Anger with You" tour.

Fuck off wanker ! St. Anger blew ! I'll go if they're playing good music like Dyers Eve and Sad But True !
by Mr. Ownage June 16, 2004
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anger claus

quit throwing the christmas tree out the front door, dad! who do you think you are, anger claus?
by skoolkrusher February 15, 2008
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Anger Cage

A serious condition that causes you to be in a state of anger, feeling very irritated every part of the body feels like its on fire and the littlest things can trigger you to flip out
My mom yelled because i didnt do my homework and I've had ANGER CAGE ever since
GRAWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SERIOUS ANGER March 20, 2010
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