altiana

A beautiful girl that is very sweet. She gets annoyed easily but she has an amazing heart and is very selfless.

Person 1: Hey! Do you know who Altiana is?
Person 2: Yes! She's very sweet and I love her!

by mememachineb0ss March 10, 2016

alatia

A perfecy perfect person! She has one of the brightest smiles you will ever see! When she walks into a room everyone turns and looks because she is so beautiful! Her eyes are something out of this world! She is fantastic at everything she does! She is overall one of the best people you will ever meet!

That girl ,Alatia is so beautiful

by Bear#1 April 8, 2018

Altoids Disease

Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.

When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.

by Mr. Stinky Pants July 11, 2009

Altiverse

When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.

While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.

by Panta Loons July 21, 2019

Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

altie

In the mid 1990s, "Altie" was used to refer to someone who subscribed to an alternative lifestyle-- whether skateboarding, proto-goth & emo, or punk.

"I could never date Chris, I'm a cheerleader and he's an altie."

by makr6000 January 16, 2009

Alitia

A girl whose name is always mispronounced and misspelled.

The girl's name Alitia is a variant of Alice (Old German), and the meaning of Alitia is "noble, exalted".

"My name is Alitia"

"Is that with a C or an S?"

"neither"

"what?"

by pseudo-me February 2, 2010