by Panda Bear 43 October 23, 2020
by YourMotherHo February 03, 2010
A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.
Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?
Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.
Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.
by sarcastictongue January 31, 2012
A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.
by destructoid user February 25, 2008
This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.
by Dutch Almond November 27, 2015
A mean old lady that ignores everything going on around her, and pretends everything is always ok. She exists off an almond based diet cause she read it to be health in O magazine once. If O magazine said rub dog shit on your face she would. She is cheap as fuck too
Almond Butter = Carm
by Eskimo-Brother December 19, 2017
1: "my optical receptors have fallen too heavy to speak intelectually . i have somneriferious almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"
2: "dude man you're so stoned you lookin through a pair of fawkin almond eyes"
by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009