Ally

Ally is someone who likes to say My mann a lot, and she is also funny. Ally also calls me Brenda a lot.

“My mannnn, How was your day, Brenda?” Ally said.

by Brendaaaaa September 25, 2018

Ally

The worst kind of girl. Huge home wrecker, plain face, acts like she’s the shit when she’s actually extremely irrelevant. Has pretty much no friends and tries really hard to get hockey boys. Definitely not a girls girl.

Aw she seems so sweet who is that?

Oh that’s Ally you don’t want to get to know her she’s a fat waste of time.

by cherriesandwhipcream January 25, 2019

Ally

The sexiest man you'll ever come across. Tall, Sexy, great kisser, massive cock. He will destroy your bodily holes

Wow, look at him destroying this bodily holes! His name must be Ally!

by Anonymousmen September 4, 2017

Ally

A ugly ass bitch that has a flat ass

That’s why that bitch look like a ally

by That boy 6789 September 26, 2018

Ally

A female who is generally blond and somewhat short, "Allys" tend to mispronounce words and are generally lower on the IQ scale (84 was the highest score ever attained). Ally's tend to fawn over women in power (i.e. Sarah Palin) hence horrendous speaking errors. Allys are easily confused and often have a low tolerance for alcohol.

-"Wow, shes had like 3 beers and she already on the floor"

-"Yeah, damn, what an Ally"

by commieG June 1, 2009

Ally

A girl everyone thinks is a princess. Usually blonde and dumb

Did you see that girl? What an ally!

by ashleigh1 April 10, 2009

Ally

A girl who is very prissy and loves to spread drama around. Usually a brunette, period. Everyone treats her like a queen bee and practically worships her like she's some type of flippin goddess. Will betray you some how, don't get too close to her. Likes to flirt, even when she's dating someone. Just no.

Boy 1: "Oh my god Ally is so amazing"
Boy 2: "I KNOW RIGHT HER BF IS SO LUCKY IGNMLS;FA; SHE EVEN FLIRTED WITH ME TODAY"
Girl 1: "what do you guys see in ally ughhh"

Ally: "everyone loves me and i'm perfect hA"

Ally: "i got 99 problems but you aren't one HaaaaaaAAA"

by Masie November 5, 2013