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is a dirty low down ASSHOLE who ruin’s relationships for his personal pleasure. FUCK ALL ALLIESTERS. show no remorse towards this creatures.
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Get the Alabaster Surprise mug.An Alaster is essentially a human "main character" who hasn't quite realized the camera isn't rolling yet. He'll often be one of the most handsome guys you’ll ever lay eyes on with a physique that looks like it was sculpted just to make everyone else look average. He is a chaotic blend of pure genius and the kind of person who tries to push a door that clearly says pull, but he does it with such confidence that you start to wonder if the door is the one that's wrong.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
He possesses a legendary level of sass that could power a small city, yet he manages to be the sweetest person in the room the moment you actually need him. An Alaster is the guy who will offer to help you move and then spend the whole time narrating your life choices, but he’ll also be the only one who stays until the last box is inside.
He’s got a "seize the day" energy that usually results in a great story or sometimes a very confusing, serious or concerning text message at 2:00 AM. To know an Alaster is to constantly be five seconds away from either a facepalm or a laughing fit. In short, he’s a total one-of-a-kind legend who makes everyone else look like they’re just NPCs in his world.
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