Is the most amazing person in the world and is so beautiful its unreal! She always makes people laugh and when you see her passing by, you cant help to realise how amazing she actually is, She is a brilliant dancer and has blonde hair which is her best feature aswell as her eyes and she always smells really nice!!!!
Personally, she is the reason I live and breath and with out her I would be nothing!!!!!!!!!!
Personally, she is the reason I live and breath and with out her I would be nothing!!!!!!!!!!
by TheguythatlovesAllanaloads!!!! October 22, 2011
Get the Allana mug.An amazing friend that I will cherish forever . He can be stubborn sometimes. He is smart, funny, and he can help you with anything about feelings, school, etc. He has good hair and is an awesome friend. He will be my bff forever and ever.
P1: Do you know a person who can help me with this homework?
P2: Go talk to Allan.
Ex 2)
Allan: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing.
Allan: Tell MEHHH!!
P2: Go talk to Allan.
Ex 2)
Allan: What's wrong?
Me: Nothing.
Allan: Tell MEHHH!!
by KittiesAreCute November 7, 2017
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by Mr. Pass interference April 12, 2022
Get the Allah Akbar mug.Allanah is a girl who will never let you down and is always there to support you and big you up. She is very pretty and smart and has a great sense of humor.
by Krisesims August 29, 2018
Get the Allanah mug.A thoughtful Arabic expression used by Islamic terrorists to kindly let nearby citizens know that they are about to spontaneously explode.
It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"
It roughly translate to: "get the fuck out the way unless you wanna turn into soup"
by u r luvd July 10, 2020
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If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.
Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.
Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11
Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.
by rzhhhh August 25, 2009
Get the Allah-saurus mug.Adjective: A male with a god like persona, of impecable character and good looks.
Verb: To do something crazy, that is complexly humorus, and fun.
Measurment: Penis lenght of 9 inches
Medical: Term for a meglomaniac
Short form: S.A.
Verb: To do something crazy, that is complexly humorus, and fun.
Measurment: Penis lenght of 9 inches
Medical: Term for a meglomaniac
Short form: S.A.
Adjective: Man, that guy is such a stuart allan!
Verb: Wow, way to pull a stuart allan.
Measurment: Man, that's a big chair has to be atlest 10 stuart allans high.
Medical: It seems that he has stuart allan syndrome.
Short Form: Man, way to pull a S.A.
Verb: Wow, way to pull a stuart allan.
Measurment: Man, that's a big chair has to be atlest 10 stuart allans high.
Medical: It seems that he has stuart allan syndrome.
Short Form: Man, way to pull a S.A.
by Victor Davion December 14, 2008
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