ALFREDO-VAZ

Employee who constantly needs reminding how to do his/her job. Employee who does not grasp the meaning of most words in the english language.

What an Alfredo-Vaz, 30 minutes to intall an engine?! What is he/she thinking?

by kronusG January 16, 2009

Alfredo Adolf

The result of cumming on the upper lip of your sexual partner so as to make them resemble the fuhrer himself.

Oh come on Dan, did you have to hit me with the Alfredo Adolf?! Now I'm gonna smell your cumshot all day! Damn't, did you eat asparagus recently? You fuckin asshole!

by JackInYourBox January 26, 2011

ravioli alfredo

When you finish an extreme ab workout, one that really gets your abs popping like big, fat, meat-stuffed raviolis, it is not uncommon to feel the urge to rub one out. Aim for those abs and voila--ravioli alfredo!

Dude, I whipped up a mean batch of ravioli alfredo after that ab workout last night!

by Hamil$tein & SuperFly August 18, 2009

Alfredo

Thick, chunky, very white and gooey sperm.

"My boyfriend's cum looks like potato soup."

"Dude, that's alfredo cum... He needs to have that shit checked out by a doctor!"

by CrazyJay November 22, 2009

scraping fettuccine alfredo

Another term for kissing, because fettuccine noodles are long and flat like tongues.

First used in Supergirl #19, when Supergirl and Wonder Girl were about to Kiss (we're not joking. seriously, look it up) and Ravager (who is apparently the lesbian equivalent of a cockblocker) interrupted them (with a rocket launcher) and said the bellow sentence.

"Wonder-Girl AND Supergirl scraping fettuccine alfredo? Someone get a video camera... we'll get two billion hits on YouTube."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 14, 2014

Alfredo

Idiot, dumbass

He’s Alfredo

by Queteimpota July 2, 2019

Zesty Alfredo

Masculine emissions following a night spent at an Italian restaurant.

After we had the Penne Arrabiata at Cellucci's, Tony came home and filled me up with his Zesty Alfredo.

by CrownJules November 13, 2010