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Alfred

Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.

If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you

Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
by Harry's Steakhouse June 5, 2018
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Alfreda

She just walked in the street like that? She has to be an alfreda
by pablan May 20, 2019
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[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.
OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.
by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009
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Alreds

Short for "already"
Pronounced: All reds
Person 1: -playing a game and then dies-
Person 2: WOWOWO you died alreds?
by BRBJaneDoe July 17, 2010
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Alfredo

Has the worlds average size dick extremely hansome like to go out never being a lil bitch falls in love with almost the prettiest girl
alfredo has a huge cock
by Jarelypeluda October 18, 2018
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Chicken Alfredo

When a man nuts on a girl, and then throws spaghetti and chicken on her face to resemble Chicken Alfredo.
Person 1: Dude I heard you piped that chick last night.
Person 2: Yeah I gave her my Chicken Alfredo
by Comethalean July 20, 2018
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Faggotini Alfredo

When a bunch of gay men cum on a fettuccini Alfredo and feed it to another man.
I went to a party and a bunch of gay men took my Alfredo and when it came back it was all white with semen and thats when I got my faggotini Alfredo.
by The Faggotini Chef April 18, 2020
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