Most likely the person that excels in chemistry, however he uses his chemistry knowledge to create a new form of mustard gas to destroy his high school.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
If he ever gets children, he would most likely swear in front of them.
Alfred as a doctor
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
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Alfred - I'm now a certified doctor, and from what I can from your symptoms... You have cancer.
Patient - But sir, I have an ingrown toena-
Alfred - SSSSH.... It's ok, I forgive you
Alfred as a parent
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Alfred - What the fuck, my nigga slave is strong bro
*LATER*
Alfred's kid - Fuck these nibbas
Teacher - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT??
Alfred's kid - FrOm mY dAd
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