ALEKS

The most horrible math practice website ever. It makes you want to punch the computer screen, then throw the computer at the wall, then bang your head on something (repeat 999,999,999,999,999 times), and then run outside screaming . The explanations aren't even good, and they confuse even the smartest people. ALEKS is torture. No one wants to spend hours on some website that makes math horrible. ALEKS will make you dumber. It keeps you up till midnight just because you didn't finish those last 2 minutes or 1 topic. The creators of ALEKS are either oblivious to the fact that kids despise it, or they just enjoy watching us being tortured. If your school ever makes you do ALEKS, run away. Run for your life and precious childhood.

Person 1: Our school it starting to make us do ALEKS
Person 2: NO. Don't do it. It's pure torture
Person 2: Crap.

1 week later, 12:42 am:

Person 1: "UGHUGHUGHUGHUGH STUPID ALEKS I HATE YOU I HATE YOU JUST GO AWAY AND STOP TORTURING US!!!!!"
*Punches computer, throws it out the window, bangs their head on the refrigerator, runs outside and screams, waking up all the neighbors*
Person 2: *YAAAWNNNN*

"What the heck is that?!?!??!"
*looks outside, sees Person 1 going crazy and screaming about ALEKS*
"I warned you."

by rushingwaterfall June 4, 2018

aleksy

a rad dude

i want to be friends with that aleksy

by melf.com April 11, 2021

Ivan Aleksandar

Doing an 'Ivan Aleksandar' (more commonly called an IA) is the act of flicking spunk/shit at people heads from behind.

Person 1 - Man what just hit me in the head??

Person 2 - Looks like someone's done an Ivan Aleksandar!

by koismb March 6, 2013

Aleksandr

Alexandr is usually a man of Russian descent he is also known as being rich and having a massive cock and bieng a very handsome man. One more thing to know about him is that he is very sexual and is probably always up for sex

Who is that boy he is fit , Aleksandr he is Russian you know ;)

by Nigghurr8 October 24, 2019

mad aleck

One who is acting crazily and/or energetically. Usually used by parents in reference to their overly energetic children.

During the Holidays, when everyone visits, our house is filled to the brim with mad alecks.

by Alexandra August 17, 2004

Aleksq7

A meme lover.

That Alex is such an Aleksq7!

by Fuckmeharderjerry January 22, 2018

Aleksa

Shorter from Aleksandar, the name Aleksa stands for defender. He may seem aggressive beacuse he will fight for the smallest thing. Aleksa does'nt like himself or anyone else named Aleksa. You may seem him as a person who wants to be superior to others even if he helps evryone he can. He is very kind, like an calm giant.

If Aleksa loves you, love him more.

-"who's that Aleksa?"
-"idk but i heard he's a fighter"

by Willy Willy Wonka February 13, 2018